Cheeky.

badbitchbratbabe: HAPPINESS IS JUST A FLAMING MOE AWAAAAAAAY

badbitchbratbabe:

HAPPINESS IS JUST A FLAMING MOE AWAAAAAAAY

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princessguwap: best one

princessguwap:

best one

GUESS WHO'S GOING TO SEE BEYONCE IN JULY

Mother of god almighty
I always dreamt of this day
It still hasn’t set in as yet

apogeesystem: when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

apogeesystem:

when someone tries to explain how to do something and all you hear is

ancillacaeli: visualdrearns: cub-buns: sataniscumming: SHOTS...

ancillacaeli:

visualdrearns:

cub-buns:

sataniscumming:

SHOTS FIRED!!!

*ahem*

I might just buy a PS4 because DAT SASS.

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supamuthafuckinvillain: Play it off. By any means necessary.

supamuthafuckinvillain:

Play it off. By any means necessary.

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did-you-kno: Source realest shit ever done

did-you-kno:

Source

realest shit ever done

"If you stay, stay forever. If you go, do it today. If you change, change for the better. And if you..."

"If you stay, stay forever.
If you go, do it today.
If you change, change for the better.
And if you talk, make sure you mean what you say."

- The Great Gatsby (via leycovisan)

90sdefect: BITCH! You musta lost your noodles! shame on him...

90sdefect:

BITCH! You musta lost your noodles!

shame on him for being with a chick wearing gucci sneakers 

titytwochainz: okay-bitch: That AT&T commercial is so annoying. The guy was looking for a...

titytwochainz:

okay-bitch:

That AT&T commercial is so annoying.

The guy was looking for a bigger number than infinity so when the little black girl said infinity and one she was right. But that dumbass said she was wrong and he was looking for infinity plus infinity which is an equation..

Man, infinity and 1 is an equation too. 

actually theyre both expressions NOT equations
an equation would have to be equal to a finite constant, variable etc
ALSO infinity isnt a number it’s a concept, so the entire argument is wrong
in theory you cant have a number greater than infinity, you can have a number that approaches infinity
these are called limits and they are glorious 

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kingjaffejoffer: lmao @ all the fur in his mouth lmao this...

kingjaffejoffer:

lmao @ all the fur in his mouth

lmao this whole thing

unsuccessfulmetalbenders: still my favorite photoset in the...

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

still my favorite photoset in the history of this damn planet ok

theclearlydope: I've waited my whole adult life for this desk.

theclearlydope:

I've waited my whole adult life for this desk.

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howtobeterrell: jeromeiznice: hallowedhorrors: skindeap: 8-i...

howtobeterrell:

jeromeiznice:

hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you're licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

So I don't post anything i would think would be NSFW on my tumblr for plenty of reasons but I kinda need folks to see the comments. You'll see which one I'm talking about.

What kinda fetish shittery is this