Having a bad day Shepard?

Banshee: A haiku

asaridancer:

Something is not right

WHOA SHIT NO GET OUT OF HERE

NO NO PUT ME DOWN

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Girl: *adjusts bra strap*

Girl: *adjusts bra strap*
School: That's inappropriate and distracting.
Boy: *sits with legs spread apart, scratches balls, has underwear visible, takes off sweatshirt and reveals half of torso in the process*
School: lol you're good.

imagineyouricon: Imagine your icon having a twerking contest with you

imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon having a twerking contest with you

anoia: xiokosh: Playing "i Was Lost Without You" faster gives...

anoia:

xiokosh:

Playing "i Was Lost Without You" faster gives it a completly other mood.

discomplete: "i want to wear shorts because it's hot but i really hate my legs" an autobiography

discomplete:

"i want to wear shorts because it's hot but i really hate my legs" an autobiography

WOoOoOW

You are my:

• [] acquaintance 
• [x] friend
• [x] stranger
• [] boyfriend/girlfriend
• [x] love Interest
• [] best Friend
• [] enemy
• [x] nemesis
• [] other

I think you're:

• [x] ugly
• [] ok
• [x] pretty
• [] beautiful
• [] gorgeous
• [x] sexy
• [] hot

We should:

• [x] fight
• [] fuck
• [] kiss
• [] make love 
• [x] text
• [] watch films

I:

• [x] like you
• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [x] think you're … Javik

I secretly:

• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [] like you
• [] dislike you
• [x] think you … lost your priviledge

Should you reblog this?

• [] Yes
• [] No
• you did

wow gurl~

You are my:

• [] acquaintance 
• [x] friend
• [] stranger
• [] boyfriend/girlfriend
• [] love Interest
• [] best Friend
• [] enemy
• [] nemesis
• [] other

I think you're:

• [] ugly
• [] ok
• [x] pretty
• [x] beautiful
• [x] gorgeous
• [x] sexy
• [x] hot

We should:

• [] fight
• [] fuck
• [] kiss
• [] make love 
• [] text
• [] watch films
• [x] hug because you're awesome and I need to see you drawing and colab indeed

I:

• [x] like you
• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [] think you're …

I secretly:

• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [x] like you
• [] dislike you
• [] think you're … 

Should you reblog this?

• [] Yes
• [] No
• you already did~

almost every popular tv show nowadays: white guy meets another white guy. they develop a strong bond and a complex relationship. fandom praises the writers for their contribution to queer representation even though the characters are textually straight and their misleading sexual subtext is played as an edgy thrill. the critics acclaim the show for the fresh portrayal of bromance between the leads even though male relationships have been the engines of western narratives since the ancient times. female secondary characters are disposed to advance dude brotimes and manpain. virtually no one points anything wrong about this.

almost every popular tv show nowadays: white guy meets another white guy. they develop a strong bond and a complex relationship. fandom praises the writers for their contribution to queer representation even though the characters are textually straight and their misleading sexual subtext is played as an edgy thrill. the critics acclaim the show for the fresh portrayal of bromance between the leads even though male relationships have been the engines of western narratives since the ancient times. female secondary characters are disposed to advance dude brotimes and manpain. virtually no one points anything wrong about this.

wow

You are my:

• [] acquaintance 
• [x] friend
• [] stranger
• [x] boyfriend/girlfriend
• [x] love Interest
• [x] best Friend
• [] enemy
• [x] nemesis console gamer, please
• [] other

I think you're:

• [] ugly
• [] ok
• [x] pretty
• [x] beautiful
• [x] gorgeous
• [x] sexy
• [x] hot

We should:

• [] fight
• [x] fuck
• [x] kiss
• [x] make love 
• [] text
• [x] watch films

I:

• [x] like you
• [x] hate you
• [x] love you
• [x] think you're … a man

I secretly:

• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [] like you
• [] dislike you
• [x] think you're … a man

Should you reblog this?

• [] Yes
• [x] No Because i don't care~

WOW

You are my:

• [] acquaintance 
• [x] friend
• [] stranger
• [] boyfriend/girlfriend
• [] love Interest
• [] best Friend
• [] enemy
• [] nemesis
• [x] other Lil' butt

I think you're:

• [] ugly
• [] ok
• [x] pretty
• [x] beautiful
• [x] gorgeous
• [x] sexy
• [x] hot

We should:

• [] fight
• [] fuck
• [] kiss
• [] make love 
• [] text
• [x] watch films
• [x] play games
• [x] hug

I:

• 
  
• [x] like you
• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [x] think you're … AMAZING

I secretly:

• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [x] like you
• [] dislike you
• [x] think you're … EVEN MORE AMAZING AND A CUTIE KITTEN

Should you reblog this?

• [x] Yes
• [] No

Put 'wow' in my ask box and I'll reply with

You are my:

• [] acquaintance 
• [] friend
• [] stranger
• [] boyfriend/girlfriend
• [] love Interest
• [] best Friend
• [] enemy
• [] nemesis
• [] other

I think you're:

• [] ugly
• [] ok
• [] pretty
• [] beautiful
• [] gorgeous
• [] sexy
• [] hot

We should:

• [] fight
• [] fuck
• [] kiss
• [] make love 
• [] text
• [] watch films

I:

• [] like you
• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [] think you're …

I secretly:

• [] hate you
• [] love you
• [] like you
• [] dislike you
• [] think you're …

Should you reblog this?

• [] Yes
• [] No

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That's what we're for — when the law doesn't work.

That's what we're for — when the law doesn't work.

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vwcarmats: styliferous: If y'all are gonna reblog this ship...

vwcarmats:

styliferous:

If y'all are gonna reblog this ship four thousand times at least reblog something that was mostly referenced uHu

I've been wanting to do this pose for a few days.

oh no its kawaii

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